horror movie opening scene white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
white boy: i'll go investigate
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
white girl: ahhh!!
white girl: ahhh!!!
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D


Tim is really good at this new musical instrument.

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What’s it like to work alongside so many other women of color?

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*takes nudes in the Apple store*

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Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

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wow, look how easy that was.

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